30 Day Movie Challenge
Day 6: Favorite Horror Movie
Because the first 15 minutes are STILL the most terrified I have ever been in a movie theatre.
Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles] The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because you won’t be back.
Stu: I’m gettin’ another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I’ll be right back. [crowd cheers]
Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I’ll see you in the kitchen with a knife.